Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Happy Anniversary (2016)

Jennifer Robertson: Jocelyn Schitt

Quotes 

• Johnny Rose : [scolding]  No Don, here's the joke. The joke is that I'm sitting at a half-decent restaurant with my wife, and our friends and all you two have done is complain about the food and pretend that you didn't leave us high and dry after we lost everything.

  Moira Rose : I'm past that point now!

  Johnny Rose : I'm not quite past it yet Moira. You wrote us off, Don. Not a nickel. Not a phone call. Not an e-mail? Roland and Jocelyn here could not have been more generous with what little they have. They found us a place to live. They lent us their truck when we needed it. They invited us to their parties. They even offered to take us out to dinner tonight.

  Roland Schitt : Just to be clear, Johnny, we were always going to split the bill it's just with the coupon...

  Jocelyn Schitt : [Whispering]  Roland? Roland? No!

  [Jocelynn looks smug] 

  Johnny Rose : And that town you passed through? It's not called Schittsville. It's called Schitt's Creek and it's where we live.