Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)

Fred Tatasciore: Carny Owner

Quotes 

• Carny Owner : So, had enough time to look over the property? It's what you're looking for?

  The Joker : Well, it's garish, ugly, and smells like piss. Can't quite make out whether it's bums or rats, but it's piss. I'm a connoisseur when it comes to eau de toilette. As for the rides, any innocent little child getting on one could be maimed or worse.

  Carny Owner : So you don't like it?

  The Joker : Don't like it? I'm crazy for it!

  Carny Owner : Okay. Okay, that's great. So, the price, with what you've mentioned, we can negotiate.

  The Joker : No need to. Sure your price is steep, but as I look around, all I can see is I'll be making a killing.

• Carny Owner : Let me tell you something. You ain't gonna regret buying this place. It ain't as bad as it looks.

  The Joker : I hope you're wrong about that.

  Carny Owner : Come on, a little spit and polish, you'll have yourself one hell of a carnival.

  The Joker : Oh, you are so right, and thanks to your smooth salesmanship, and your silver tongue, I'm completely sold. Let's shake on it.

  Carny Owner : Sure, sure, it's my privilege.

  The Joker : Yes. Yes, it is.

  Carny Owner : [two thugs run by]  Who are they?

  The Joker : Spit and Polish, my attorneys. They persuaded your partner to sign over the deed about an hour ago. The property's already mine. I can see that you're happy about that. Now, I must dash. There's equipment to rent, plus workers to hire, and of course, I need to secure my main attraction.