- Miss Piggy: Oh, uh... Kermit. What a pleasant surprise to see you and...
- [to Gonzo]
- Miss Piggy: ... whoever you are.
- The Great Gonzo: Are you kidding? We made like six movies together, three tv shows. We did love letters for a month at the Fisher Theatre in Detroit.
- Miss Piggy: I wanna say... Gary?
- The Great Gonzo: Sure, let's go with Gary.
- Kermit the Frog: Yeah, when the guys find out the that the show isn't going forward, they're gonna be upset... except the band. They're always happy. Legally now.