- April O'Neil: [floating in space] So amazing! It's like a huge black ocean that goes on and on forever! It's like a dream! I don't ever want to go back into that ship, I just want to float off into the stars!
- Raphael: [sees alien swords and guns] It's like I've died and gone to a giant beautiful armory in the sky...
- Lord Dregg: I am Lord Vringath Dregg, ruler of Planet Sectoid, lord of all insect life in the universe, and bringer of your deaths!
- Raphael: Ah, could you hang on a second? I just got a phone call here from someone named "I Don't Give a Flying..."
- Donatello: That's great! Thanks, Raph! Nice diplomacy there!
- Leonardo: The evil Triceratons have invaded Earth! They brought with then the invincible Black Hole Generator that swallowed the entire planet. My brothers and I escaped, saved by a mysterious robot called the Fugitoid. Now we're trying to stop the Triceratons any way we can!
- Lord Dregg: I swear by the Elder Thrall, I will hunt these creatures down and eradicate them slowly, feeding them to my children, piece by piece BY PIECE!