Don't Think Twice (2016)

Mike Birbiglia: Miles

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• Lindsay : You were never inches away from anything.

  Miles : Fuck you Lindsay.

  Lindsay : You won't. 'Coz I'm not 22 and I'm not your student.

• Liz : I'm pregnant.

  Miles : Oh! Um... great. That was fast. Usually it takes atleast four to six weeks.

  Liz : [interrupting]  No... it's this guy I met in Brazil, I'm pretty sure.

  Miles : The... the silent retreat guy? The...

  Liz : Yeah.

  Miles : Silent guy, was it? You guys just got straight to it, no talking?

  Liz : Yeah. No words required.

• Miles : Not funny. Skillful, but not funny.

  Allison : It's like when something sounds funny, but it isn't funny.

• Liz : I like you.

  Miles : I like me too.