- Gintoki Sakata: [to Tae] Forget the rotten cat and forget the rotten gorilla, and let's party with the demon all night long.
- [Hijikata beats him down]
- [a poop monster appears]
- Shinpachi Shimura: W... Who is that? Actually, WHAT is that?
- Taizo Hasegawa, Sagaru Yamazaki: What are you guys doing?
- Shinpachi Shimura: No, what are you guys doing? How could a fusion of shit and shades create such a monstrous abomination?
- Toshiro Hijikata: [to Tae] I didn't come to see your ugly mug. Don't get the wrong idea, it's not as if I like you.
- Gintoki Sakata: Why are you acting like a tsundere? Who do you think I am?