The Muppets. (TV Series)
Hostile Makeover (2015)
Eric Jacobson: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam Eagle
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Quotes
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Fozzie Bear : Hey, guys! You're not gonna believe this. I just got an e-vite to a party at Jay Leno's house!
Gonzo : Oh, I get those spam e-mails all the time. You know, from my "mother" who's "stuck overseas," "needs money." You just delete them.
Kermit the Frog : Uh, Gonzo, isn't your mother on a South American cruise?
Gonzo : Yeah, and I'm a little worried. I haven't heard from her in a while.
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Fozzie Bear : [Fozzie stole a bowl from Jay and wants to bring back, but broke it while doing so]
Jay Leno : Fozzie, take a seat!
Fozzie Bear : T-Take it? I, I, I don't take things! E-Especially things that don't belong to me, so I will *sit* on this seat, good sir, but I will *not* take it
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[Kermit, Scooter, and Uncle Deadly are hiding under a desk during Miss Piggy's tirade]
Miss Piggy : [shouting] Who replaced my thick Sharpies with fine-tipped Sharpies? I'm signing autographs, not writing the Bible on a grain of rice!
Kermit the Frog : I have a feeling this isn't about pen thickness.
Uncle Deadly : So, I was fitting Piggy for a new dress...
Kermit the Frog : Oh, no, no. You forgot to cut out the tag? She knows her size?
Uncle Deadly : Oh please. I've woven such a cocoon of lies, she doesn't know her size, weight, or even how old she is.
Miss Piggy : [still shouting] Look at this nonsense: pencils, highlighters, a BACKSCRATCHER? If you're itchy, take care of it at home!
Kermit the Frog : What is going on?
Scooter : The People's Choice Awards are coming up and she doesn't have a date.
Uncle Deadly : Shocking. She seems like such pleasant company.
[Kermit, Scooter, and Uncle Deadly laugh]
Miss Piggy : [still shouting] How dare you try to calm me down with cake! Gimme that cake!
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Swedish Chef : Der Piggy gropin de Groban!
Miss Piggy : Oh, Chef! You've got a dirty mind!
[sing-song]
Miss Piggy : But accurate...