"The Muppets." Bear Left Then Bear Write (TV Episode 2015) Poster

Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Statler, Beaker, Lips

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Quotes 

  • Kermit the Frog : I once had a chance to go to medical school, but it turns out they just wanted to dissect me.

  • Yolanda : Fozzie asked me to remind you to read the sketch he wrote for the show.

    [Kermit looks over at Fozzie, who gives him an enthusiastic wave] 

    Kermit the Frog : [sighs]  I already read it.

    Yolanda : I did, too. It's a dumpster fire.

    Kermit the Frog : Eh. You're being too nice.

  • Kermit the Frog : [Fozzie was knocked out with a tranquilizer]  Fozzie?

    [Fozzie groans groggily] 

    Kermit the Frog : Fozzie! Fozzie!

    Fozzie Bear : [delirious]  Am I dead?

    Kermit the Frog : It's okay, buddy, I'm here.

    Fozzie Bear : [delirious]  Oh my god, you're dead, too! My best friend's dead!

    [groans] 

    Fozzie Bear : But at least we're together in the afterlife. After the way you treated me, I wasn't sure you'd make it up here.

    Kermit the Frog : We're alive.

  • Fozzie Bear : [Dazed]  Have you ever been shot by a tranquilizer dart, Kermit?

    Kermit the Frog : No, but I once licked my third cousin and that walls began to melt, so I feel ya, bro.

  • Fozzie Bear : Kermit, have you ever been hit by a tranquilizer dart?

    Kermit the Frog : No, but I once licked my third cousin and the walls started melting, so I feel you, bro.

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