The Muppets. (TV Series)

Pig Out (2015)

Eric Jacobson: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal

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Quotes 

• Fozzie Bear : So, before we start the show, how about a tip or two for the out-of-towners about our driving regulations, huh? Here in Los Angeles, a yellow light means update your Facebook status! Ah!

  Statler : I just updated *my* Facebook status: bored!

  [he and Waldorf laugh] 

  Fozzie Bear : Hey! This is where *I* make the jokes!

  Waldorf : We're ready when you are!

  [he and Statler both laugh] 

• Miss Piggy : Kermit, I need to talk with you.

  Kermit the Frog : [assuming about Statler's accident]  Well, don't worry, Piggy. I don't think he's gonna sue as long as we find his teeth.

  Pepe the King Prawn : Got 'em!

  [at Statler's seat, Pepe sits up with Statler's teeth over his face, giving him an exaggerated smile] 

  Pepe the King Prawn : Look at me. I'm Bradley Coopers.

  Kermit the Frog : I guess we found them.

• Kermit the Frog : Wait a minute. You want me to force the crew to ask you out just so you can say no?

  Miss Piggy : Yeah.

  Kermit the Frog : Piggy, be rational.

  Miss Piggy : [chortles]  Oh, Kermit, that doesn't sound like me at all.

• Kermit the Frog : [after an unfortunate incident with Fozzie, Statler, and a t-shirt cannon]  Hey, Fozzie, are you gonna be okay to get back out there?

  Fozzie Bear : Hmm? Me? Sure. I'm a pro.

  Kermit the Frog : Okay.

  Fozzie Bear : I know the perfect way to win back the crowd. I'll bust out the old candy slingshot and some jawbreakers. Yeah!

  Kermit the Frog : No, no. No, no, no, no. Fozzie, just get out there and tell your jokes. Yeah.

  Fozzie Bear : All right.

  [Kermit turns to leave] 

  Fozzie Bear : What about gumballs?

  Kermit the Frog : Jokes!

• Fozzie Bear : [shooting t-shirts into the audience with a t-shirt cannon]  You know the best thing about this gun is it's handy if you're ever being robbed by a topless guy.

• Fozzie Bear : [having been conned by Statler]  Every forest ranger will tell you the same thing. Most bear attacks do not happen because of hunger. They happen because *some bear*... got his feelings hurt!