Awful animation, humor, characters, character designs and voice acting.
10 Reviews
God-awful
lorandgyorgy-966718 May 2020
When girls urinating in boys urinals is the best joke you've got, there's a problem...
ritonobono7 February 2016
Seriously, what is this? I don't know either. So the show is basically two idiotic girls doing idiotic things with idiotic results and ultimately it reaches an idiotic conclusion. I'm shocked that it was done by Comedy Central, it looks, sounds, feels and might as well be a bad MTV cartoon. The girls, Dana and Julia (har-dee-har-har show's creators) are pretty much female variants of Beavis and Butt-head and even stupider than they are. I mean I thought Minoriteam was bad, but even that beats this piece of garbage, though I'm pretty sure it won't tick too many people off... ..oh wait this is a Bento Box production where out intelligence consistently IS insulted, moving on.
Anyway I wouldn't recommend this to any of my friends, hell I wouldn't even recommend it to any of my enemies. The show is a toothless, brainless farce that falls well below many of the better CC shows.
Anyway I wouldn't recommend this to any of my friends, hell I wouldn't even recommend it to any of my enemies. The show is a toothless, brainless farce that falls well below many of the better CC shows.
Wrecks havoc on the senses
TheLittleSongbird26 December 2023
'Biatches' (2014)
Opening thoughts: This negative review and my lowest possible rating is not being given out with pleasure. Have always aimed to be generous and perceptive when reviewing, even when being more critical over time, and am a firm behaviour in seeing good in the bad. 1/10 is a very rare rating for me now, one that this reviewer actually dislikes giving out, and only given out to things that insult the intelligence, show no signs of trying or competence. Unfortunately, that is the case here and this is coming from a huge fan of animation of all styles and decades.
Good things: No redeeming merits whatsoever.
Bad things: Everything is executed awfully at best. The animation is some of the worst personally seen anywhere not just in recent years but ever, it takes a lot for me to describe any film/television component physically ill-worthy but that applies here. Especially in the truly hideous character designs, that was indicative of worse than rushed deadlinea and tight time conatraints but more like the animators being on strike.
There is absolutely nothing good or memorable about the music, which makes the ears bleed, is too loud, too obvious and is constantly discordant with the action. The theme tune is irritating as heck. The storylines are paper thin and predictable, as well as severely lacking in energy and variety.
Some of the worst writing in any animated show can be found here. Crude humour can be done well, brilliantly in fact in 'South Park' and the early seasons of 'Rick and Morty', but it here goes well overboard, with no sharpness or subtlety, and is really distasteful. The gags are at best unimaginative, tired, repetitive and intelligence insultingly dumb. All the characters are devoid of personality (or at least an appealing one) and/or obnoxious beyond belief. The voice acting sees a mix of over compensating in a nauseating degree and phoning in (like they knew the material was terrible and gave up).
Concluding thoughts: Really awful.
1/10 and that is being kind.
Opening thoughts: This negative review and my lowest possible rating is not being given out with pleasure. Have always aimed to be generous and perceptive when reviewing, even when being more critical over time, and am a firm behaviour in seeing good in the bad. 1/10 is a very rare rating for me now, one that this reviewer actually dislikes giving out, and only given out to things that insult the intelligence, show no signs of trying or competence. Unfortunately, that is the case here and this is coming from a huge fan of animation of all styles and decades.
Good things: No redeeming merits whatsoever.
Bad things: Everything is executed awfully at best. The animation is some of the worst personally seen anywhere not just in recent years but ever, it takes a lot for me to describe any film/television component physically ill-worthy but that applies here. Especially in the truly hideous character designs, that was indicative of worse than rushed deadlinea and tight time conatraints but more like the animators being on strike.
There is absolutely nothing good or memorable about the music, which makes the ears bleed, is too loud, too obvious and is constantly discordant with the action. The theme tune is irritating as heck. The storylines are paper thin and predictable, as well as severely lacking in energy and variety.
Some of the worst writing in any animated show can be found here. Crude humour can be done well, brilliantly in fact in 'South Park' and the early seasons of 'Rick and Morty', but it here goes well overboard, with no sharpness or subtlety, and is really distasteful. The gags are at best unimaginative, tired, repetitive and intelligence insultingly dumb. All the characters are devoid of personality (or at least an appealing one) and/or obnoxious beyond belief. The voice acting sees a mix of over compensating in a nauseating degree and phoning in (like they knew the material was terrible and gave up).
Concluding thoughts: Really awful.
1/10 and that is being kind.
Wow. I have so much to say.
NotJanizzle3 January 2022
This show left me absolutely baffled. The crude humor (if you could call it humor,) in "Biatches" is cringe-worthy. Not even one of those nose-exhale laughs could be pulled from me.
I only watched this because I just had to know, what makes a 1/10 show so horrible? My question was answered within the first 10 seconds, then the rest of the 3 minutes was so terrible that I have new standards for tv.
It pains me to know that this was released in 2014, as I had honestly assumed it was from the early 2000's. The animation isn't fantastic, but I could care less about that, animation quality doesn't necessarily make a bad show in my opinion. My dislike for this show comes from the repulsive characters and writing that makes me want to get amnesia so I don't have to think of it anymore.
I love me some Comedy Central, but this is not it. This is a very appropriate 1/10 star rating, as IMDb doesn't allow 0.
I only watched this because I just had to know, what makes a 1/10 show so horrible? My question was answered within the first 10 seconds, then the rest of the 3 minutes was so terrible that I have new standards for tv.
It pains me to know that this was released in 2014, as I had honestly assumed it was from the early 2000's. The animation isn't fantastic, but I could care less about that, animation quality doesn't necessarily make a bad show in my opinion. My dislike for this show comes from the repulsive characters and writing that makes me want to get amnesia so I don't have to think of it anymore.
I love me some Comedy Central, but this is not it. This is a very appropriate 1/10 star rating, as IMDb doesn't allow 0.
I suffered
smellytoekid14 January 2022
Even The Nutshack is better than this!
us-011452 March 2022
Who greenlit this?
finercreative17 December 2023
I decided to watch this show simply because of how bad people said it was, and watching it was really easy, since all 6 episodes are only 3-4 minutes long (thank god). My first question is: What did I just watch? My second question is: who on earth decided to green light this? The entire thing was nothing but dumb jokes about sex, genitalia, and bathroom humor. I didn't smile once. The voice acting ranges from pretty average to terrible. It has a unique animation style, but said style is simply ugly. It only lasted 6 episodes, which I'm sure you can guess why. Overall: it is a terrible, terrible show, but very easy to binge watch. 1/10.
I'm disgusted.
KondiAnimationsXD25 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
ANOTHER BAD TV SERIES? Oh god.. First off, the animation is just making me extremely uncomfortable. Second off, there are numerous amounts of disgusting jokes that makes me want to barf. Yes, i'm saying that because i'm a pre-teen. Not to mention the fact that this is basically the embodiment of filler when it comes to jokes. It's just.. unbearable. If you are a big kid like me, don't watch this. It's terrible, the jokes make me throw up, the writing is just the true meaning of filler, vice versa. I recommend you to watch something else that's at least not inappropriate to this level. I'm honestly begging you guys.
1/10
arielsiere27 May 2022
This is the most disgusting i have ever seen along with The Brothers Grunt, Breadwinners, Fanboy And Chum Chum, Sanjay And Craig, Pig Goat Banana Cricket, King Star King, The Problem Solverz, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome and Almost Naked Animals.
So funny
sarahhambrook3 April 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Why are people giving this bad reviews this is one of the funniest shows ever and I wish that this ran for more than 6 episodes, the humor was really funny and I got alot of jokes from this. The funniest episode has to be the first episode where they as usual go to the boys bathroom where one of them has to pee and they just start pooping in the urinals. Seriously comedy central do alot of great and funny shows, another really funny episode is where Julia is a candidate to be class president against shelly and to make sure that Julia wins they steal hair out of miss klitniks hairbrush and put it on Julia's poster so that it makes it look like that shelly did it. I had alot of laughs from this show and I would definitely recommend you watching this.
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