- Beverly Goldberg: I'm sure that if my Schmoopsie says he can't swim, I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation.
- Mr. Mellor: Then you agree that he's working for the CIA and is wearing a wire?
- Beverly Goldberg: That's classified.
- Mr. Mellor: If he doesn't pass gym class, he won't be able to teach physical education.
- Beverly Goldberg: [sarcastically] Oh, no.
- Mr. Mellor: And he won't be able to pass the eight grade.
- Beverly Goldberg: [serious] Oh, no!
- Mr. Mellor: Yeah, I probably should've lead with that.
- Erica Goldberg: Oh, my God. We're smart, ambitious women, and we're talking about scrunchies. Can't we talk about something more important?
- Lainey Lewis: I have something. Wait, that's also about scrunchies.
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: Look it's Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggins. That's the two best Kennys in one room. It's unpresedented.
- Narrator: Back then poser was the worse thing you could call a person. It meant you were a fake, or you had a keychain from a band you never heard of.
- Adam Goldberg: We all hate swimming. We don't like seeing each other in our swimsuits because we all feel super weird about our super weird bodies. So I ask you, isn't that punishment enough?
- Mr. Mellor: No. Three months detention.
- Adam Goldberg: Balls.
- Barry Goldberg: You may be a poser, but I am too. I can't dunk like Charles Barkley, I'm not in the Yakuza, and my body isn't as cut as L.L. Cool J.
- Erica Goldberg: Your secret is safe with me.