Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Keegan-Michael Key 5 (2015)
Colin Mochrie: Self
Quotes
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Aisha Tyler : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "If drill sergeants did other jobs."
Keegan-Michael Key : [shouting] All right, it's nap time!
Ryan Stiles : [shouting] Keep your voices down! This is the library!
Colin Mochrie : [shouting] Aah! We'll do some mime where I walk against the wind! Then, I will walk a dog that isn't there! This is me doing it!
Keegan-Michael Key : [shouting] And why do you THINK you feel that way? Could it because of what your mother did when you were a child?
Wayne Brady : [shouting] All right, push! Push! Push! Left, righty left, righty, push! Left, righty, bring it on down, sound off, push that baby, there's a head, bring it on down,
[audience starts clapping to the beat]
Wayne Brady : crowning, hoop, it's head, bringing its head in my arms, snip that cord, wrap it up,
[mimes slapping]
Wayne Brady : whaa, it's a baby boy!
[audience cheers as Wayne walks off stage]
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Hats"]
[wearing a bird mask]
Ryan Stiles : Wanna get laid?
Wayne Brady : [wearing a diving helmet] It's cool, baby. I'll go down.
Colin Mochrie : [wearing a genie hat] I will grant your wish. Just rub it three times.
Keegan-Michael Key : [wearing a graduation cap] Now I'm old enough, Mrs. Reynolds.
Ryan Stiles : [wearing a Frosty the Snowman hat] I'm easy to make, you just roll some balls around until I get bigger.
Wayne Brady : [wearing a wizard hat] That's right, baby. They call me "Black Magic".
Colin Mochrie : [wearing a dinosaur mask] If you don't do me, I'll be extinct! I can't see or hear anything except the sound of my own voice!
Keegan-Michael Key : [wearing a masquerade mask] So basically, you have two options.
[turns his head to the side, revealing the long nose on the mask]
Ryan Stiles : [wearing a pilot cap] On this flight, there's only ONE exit in the rear.
Wayne Brady : [wearing a necklace of onions] It's gonna make you cry.
Ryan Stiles : [wearing a scarecrow hat, holding arms out] I'm well hung.
Keegan-Michael Key : [wearing a vulture hat] No- no big deal, I'm just gonna... circle around until you fall down.
Colin Mochrie : [wearing a golf green hat] I can get in the hole under five.
Wayne Brady : [wearing a colonial hat] The British are coming. The British are coming.
Ryan Stiles : [holding a mask] There's nothing like a little head.
Keegan-Michael Key : [wearing a fur hat] If you let me, I'll Putin.
Ryan Stiles : [wearing a Dr. Seuss hat] To your life, you will add some spice, making love to me will be real nice. I'll fondle your boobs, I'll fondle your butt, afterwards, I'll call you a slut.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Whose Line", an Indiana Jones scene] Would it help if I said...
[pulls out pre-written note]
Ryan Stiles : well, that's just my name.
[throws note away]
Ryan Stiles : "Ryan"? Would it help if I said "Ryan"?
Colin Mochrie : No, it wouldn't. Believe me, that would kill the desire right there!