Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4 (2015 Video)
Baker Terry: Yellow Guy, Duck Guy
Quotes
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Yellow Guy : Wow look, nothing!
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Red Guy : If only there were a way to learn more about the world...
[He looks over at a nearby globe expectantly, but nothing happens]
Duck Guy : Yes, if only there were some way to learn more information about this...
[Now all of them staring in anticipation. Suddenly, the globe turns, revealing a face]
Yellow Guy : Wow!
[Before the globe can do anything, the computer behind them begins singing]
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Colin : Great! Great news! Now, before we begin our journey, I need to get some information from you. What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat?
Duck Guy : I live in my house!
Yellow Guy : Spaghetti!
Red Guy : Well, my name is Ha...
Colin : Great news! Now, just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way.
Red Guy : Wait a second...
Colin : What's your favorite color?
Red Guy : Stop talking.
Colin : Do you prefer cow's or goat's milk?
Red Guy : Be quiet!
Colin : Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type? Are you allergic to...
Red Guy : SHUT UP!
[He slams his hand down on the keyboard]
Colin : [Screeching] DON'T TOUCH ME!
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Yellow Guy : Wow look, a bar graph!
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Yellow Guy : I don't get it. How can it be, if I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen?
Colin : But you're not you. No, you're digital you!
[He shows Yellow Guy his reflection in a mirror]
Colin : Virtually real, but controlled by real you!
Duck Guy : But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real, too. And your not real you is inside the real you!
Red Guy : Oh, wow, how amazing, and interesting, too. But in this digital world, what can we do?
[Colin ignores him]
Red Guy : What can we do?
Colin : Hey, good question! Well, it's up to you. In the digital world, there's only three things to do.
[Three doors appear before his students]
Yellow Guy : [the door in front of him opens] Wow, look! A pie chart!
[the camera pans away from him]
Duck Guy : [the door in front of him opens] Digital style!
[the camera pans away from him]
Colin : [the door in front of Red Guy opens, and he appears behind it] Do a digital dancing. Hey, this is fun!