Quotes
When Moose Meets Moose, or Two's a Crowd/The Midnight Chew-Chew, or This Gum for Hire
The Bullwinkle Show
- [after finding Boris's false wig and antlers from his female moose disguise]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: She wasn't a real blonde.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: She wasn't a real moose.
- Boris Badenov: [from behind a bush] She wasn't even a real SHE!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Gee, maybe I didn't have the money after all, Rock.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Maybe I dreamed it.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Maybe I'm just a stupid lamebrain.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Couldn't you hesitate a little on that one?
- Narrator: But back at the train station, Babyface was gazing at the track, waiting for the next train out of town.
- Boris Badenov: [while holding the clerk at gunpoint] I thought you said train was due half past.
- Railroad Clerk: [trembling] It is.
- Boris Badenov: Half past four or half past five?
- Railroad Clerk: Half past October.
- Boris Badenov: OCTOBER? Raskolnikov!
- [after finding an unconscious Boris]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: You know, I'll bet his first words when he comes to will be "Where am I?"
- Rocket J. Squirrel: How come?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: That's what I always say.
- Narrator: But just then, Boris's eyes opened and he said...
- Boris Badenov: [pulls out a gun] Stick'em up!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, that's different, Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah, but it's not much of an improvement.