The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Wossamotta U: Parts 7-8 (1963)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Fearless Leader, Mangler No. 30, Charlie Bear, Mr. Peabody, Sultan, Smiling Manny, Bob Waterbucket, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Strangler : Hut, 1, 2, 3!

  [drops football] 

  Strangler : Whoop!

  Mangler No. 30 : Uh-oh. Strangler fumbled the ball again.

  Mangler No. 70 : Yeah, I bet the coach gives him a light reprimand.

  Mangler No. 30 : No, I bet he gives him a severe reprimand.

  [a gunshot is heard and Strangler collapses] 

  Mangler No. 30 : You were right. It was just a light reprimand.

• [Rocky and Bullwinkle had read about the Mud City Manglers, whom are dressed up to look like girls] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, this is terrible!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : It is?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What kind of game can you play with girls?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Boy, this really is a children's show, isn't it? Parcheesi, of course!

• Boris Badenov : Fearless Leader, where did you get all the loot?

  Fearless Leader : Badenov, that is the entire contents of the Pottsylvania Treasury.

  Natasha Fatale : You carry the Treasury wherever you go?

  Fearless Leader : You don't think I'd leave it with those crooks in my government, do you?

• Narrator : Oh, if our boys only knew. For at that moment, the Wossamotta quarterback, Bob Waterbucket, was receiving a caller.

  Bob Waterbucket : I... I don't wear a collar. My neck's too big.

  Narrator : Not a collar. A caller, a caller.

  Bob Waterbucket : Oh.

• Smiling Manny : [takes Boris and Fearless Leader's betting money]  All right, boys. You got a bet, but, uh, you're throwing your money away.

  Boris Badenov : Who says?

  Fearless Leader : I hope he's wrong and you're right, Badenov.

  Boris Badenov : Oh, I am, I am.

  Fearless Leader : Because there's something else I always carry around with me.

  Boris Badenov : A cheery smile?

  Fearless Leader : No.

  [pulls out a gun] 

  Fearless Leader : My own firing squad.