- Strangler: Hut, 1, 2, 3!
- [drops football]
- Strangler: Whoop!
- Mangler No. 30: Uh-oh. Strangler fumbled the ball again.
- Mangler No. 70: Yeah, I bet the coach gives him a light reprimand.
- Mangler No. 30: No, I bet he gives him a severe reprimand.
- [a gunshot is heard and Strangler collapses]
- Mangler No. 30: You were right. It was just a light reprimand.
- [Rocky and Bullwinkle had read about the Mud City Manglers, whom are dressed up to look like girls]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, this is terrible!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: It is?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: What kind of game can you play with girls?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Boy, this really is a children's show, isn't it? Parcheesi, of course!
- Boris Badenov: Fearless Leader, where did you get all the loot?
- Fearless Leader: Badenov, that is the entire contents of the Pottsylvania Treasury.
- Natasha Fatale: You carry the Treasury wherever you go?
- Fearless Leader: You don't think I'd leave it with those crooks in my government, do you?
- Narrator: Oh, if our boys only knew. For at that moment, the Wossamotta quarterback, Bob Waterbucket, was receiving a caller.
- Bob Waterbucket: I... I don't wear a collar. My neck's too big.
- Narrator: Not a collar. A caller, a caller.
- Bob Waterbucket: Oh.
- Smiling Manny: [takes Boris and Fearless Leader's betting money] All right, boys. You got a bet, but, uh, you're throwing your money away.
- Boris Badenov: Who says?
- Fearless Leader: I hope he's wrong and you're right, Badenov.
- Boris Badenov: Oh, I am, I am.
- Fearless Leader: Because there's something else I always carry around with me.
- Boris Badenov: A cheery smile?
- Fearless Leader: No.
- [pulls out a gun]
- Fearless Leader: My own firing squad.