The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Moosylvania Saved: Parts 1-2 (1963)

Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Anatol, Sir Isaac Newton, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [Anatol informs Fearless Leader that Pottsylvania is broke] 

  Fearless Leader : Broke! But last Tuesday the treasurer said we had 80 million pazoolas.

  Anatol : Ah, but last Tuesday we also had a treasurer!

  Fearless Leader : You mean...?

  Anatol : Yes, Fearless Leader. He took the 80 million and skipped the country.

  Fearless Leader : Oh, that makes me so mad! I'm furious!

  Anatol : About the treasurer stealing the treasury?

  Fearless Leader : No! About I didn't think of it first!

• Fearless Leader : Badenov, you know why I've called you in on this job?

  Boris Badenov : Because I'm trustworthy, loyal, brave, and efficient?

  Fearless Leader : No, because you work cheap.

  Boris Badenov : That too!

• Boris Badenov : [to Rocky and Bullwinkle]  Hello, suckers!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : What was that?

  [Boris and Natasha, in disguise, arrive on a boat] 

  Boris Badenov : I said, "Hello, strangers!"

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : It sounded different the first time.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Who are you, mister?

  Boris Badenov : Just the head of the biggest advertising agency in all Northern Canada, is whom.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What advertising agency is that?

  Boris Badenov : [pulls out card]  Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen, and Fink.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah. I've heard of those first three fellers, but who's Fink?

  Boris Badenov : I'm Fink.

  Natasha Fatale : You can say that again, dahlink.

• Boris Badenov : Moosylvania? That's a pesthole, Fearless Leader. Send me to Devil's Island. Send me to Siberia. Send me to Wilkes-Barre, but not Moosylvania.

  Fearless Leader : Now, now, Badenov. Don't lose your head.

  Boris Badenov : I'm not losing my head.

  Fearless Leader : [with an official head chopper next to him]  You will if you don't go to Moosylvania.

  Boris Badenov : [teary]  What time leaves the next submarine?