Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Samsara (2016)

Chris Barrie: Rimmer

Quotes 

• Rimmer : I've been rolling in smeg my whole damn life, Lister. Don't lecture me about smeg rolling.

• Rimmer : I threw a two and a one seven times in a row. What are the odds of that?

  [speaking of dice] 

  Kryten : Sixty-two million to one, sir - about the same odds as being killed by a tangerine.

• Rimmer : I've never been beaten at Mynopoly, Lister. Undefeated since birth. In Space Scouts my gameplay was so legendary, they called me Minotaur.

  Lister : Is that 'cause you were half a man, who was full of bull?