Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Samsara (2016)

Craig Charles: Lister

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Quotes 

• Cat : [Lister & Cat are standing in a dark room]  Give my eyes a minute to adjust. Wow!

  Lister : What, they're readjusting? What do you see?

  Cat : That it's really dark. Can't you see that?

  Lister : Of course I can see that, ya smegger! But you can see in the dark, right? With your super-see-ey cats eyes?

  Cat : And you can swing from trees, right? With your super swingy monkey arms, right?

  Lister : We evolved!

  Cat : So did we!

  Lister : Who'd evolve so they can't see in the dark?

  Cat : Who'd evolve so you can't swing from trees? You'd never be late for anything!

• Lister : You're dead but you're still talking'!

  [to Rimmer] 

• Rimmer : I've never been beaten at Mynopoly, Lister. Undefeated since birth. In Space Scouts my gameplay was so legendary, they called me Minotaur.

  Lister : Is that 'cause you were half a man, who was full of bull?