Toast of London (TV Series)
Global Warming (2015)
Tim Downie: Danny Bear
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Quotes
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Clem Fandango : That's a cool hat. Are you DJing tonight?
Danny Bear : Oh yeah. I'm dropping some MP3 bombs down at Hip-Hop Karaoke.
Clem Fandango : What, the social?
Danny Bear : No, no, above the multi-storey car park by the Westway... oh yeah, have you got any candies?
Clem Fandango : Yeah, I've got loads, yeah. How many do you want?
Danny Bear : Just a few. I'm pulling an all-nighter, so I'm thinking... six?
[Clem gives the candies to Danny]
Steven Toast : Can we get on with this?
[Danny and Clem switch focus to Toast]
Steven Toast : Or have I got to sit and listen to you two talk about leg warmers all day?
Danny Bear : Sorry, man... oh Steven, do you want a cup of tea before we start? There's a hell of a lot to get through.
Steven Toast : [Toast looks at an enormous pile of script paper] You're not lying. Jesus Christ! I mean, what the hell is this? The Bible?
Danny Bear : That's exactly what it is. We're recording an audiobook of the Bible. What, did your agent not tell you?
Steven Toast : No she didn't. And if she had had told me I'd be reading the Bible, I wouldn't have f***ing agreed to it.
Clem Fandango : Hey Steven, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?
Steven Toast : Uh... not really, cock. Not with all this Bible paper soundproofing the booth!
Danny Bear : [Denise arrives carrying 3 cups of tea on a tray] Oh cheers, Denise... oh, just a sec, um... which cup is Steven's?
[Denise points out Toast's cup]
Danny Bear : Yeah, well just leave them here. I'll take it in to him.
Steven Toast : [Toast scrolls through the Bible script] What the f***?
Clem Fandango : [Danny takes a drug out of a packet and puts it in Toast's cup] What, are you f***ing kidding me? Those pills are intense. He'll be chewing the carpet!
Danny Bear : I'd better put another one in then.
[Danny and Clem laugh quietly]
Danny Bear : Shh...
Steven Toast : Oi! Where's my cup of tea?
Danny Bear : Coming...
[brings Toast's tea to him]
Steven Toast : [In the next scene, the Bible pages are scattered across the booth with weird writing on them, and Toast is seen standing up and drinking out of a large bottle of water] This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read. It's better than Shakespeare.
[Danny and Clem start filming Toast]
Steven Toast : And his ass was beautiful. I'll read this one again. Are we rolling? I love you.
[laughs]
Steven Toast : And I love you. And did I tell you that I love you? Sod this, let's go from the beginning.
[Danny and Clem laugh at Toast]
Steven Toast : Where...?
[Toast searches through the scattered paper]