The Magicians (TV Series)
Remedial Battle Magic (2016)
Olivia Taylor Dudley: Alice Quinn
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Quotes
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Alice Quinn : You're just upset 'cause you may never get to go to Fillory.
Quentin Coldwater : No, that would be stupid.
Alice Quinn : Quentin...
Quentin Coldwater : Why would I want to go? The child-molesting demon who incidentally wrote my favorite books is there waiting to kill us.
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Alice Quinn : Wow, you look-...
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Damn handsome for someone who just had a heart attack? What can I say? Genetically blessed.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : [Practicing battle magic] Sit. Get Zen.
Alice Quinn : I don't know if I can.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Every warrior in history learned how to do it. I bet plenty of them were hot messes.
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Eliot Waugh : We're not learning anything new. In every scenario, The Beast comes next week.
Quentin Coldwater : There was one time we didn't all die: when we went to Fillory.
Eliot Waugh : No. Everything went white. It's not necessarily better.
Alice Quinn : Well, I agree with Quentin.
Margo Hanson : Oh, that's because he blows you.
Quentin Coldwater : Seriously, eight tries. We get seven deaths, one mysterious? Give me that.
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Quentin Coldwater : Where did you get this? Is this, like, from World War II?
Eliot Waugh : I tripped and fell on it locked in a drawer in Sunderland's office.
Alice Quinn : My Japanese is a little rusty, but I think that this says, "Majikku misairu".
Quentin Coldwater : "Magic missile"? That's, like, straight-up "Dungeons & Dragons.
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Eliot Waugh : Bottling our emotions, literally.
Alice Quinn : Kady says we shouldn't use these for more than three hours at a time, right? That it's too hard on the system, and when the feelings come back, it's extremely intense.
Eliot Waugh : Yeah, yeah. Don't lean on the bottle.
