- [the Yorozuya come across Kondo in the forest]
- Shinpachi Shimura: Gin-san, let's go home. This forest is scary.
- Kagura: His whole body is covered in honey...
- Gintoki Sakata: It's okay, it's a tree sap fairy. That's how it protects the forest.
- [the Yorozuya come across Hijikata in the forest]
- Shinpachi Shimura: Gin-san, seriously, let's go home. This forest is really scary.
- Kagura: He's smearing mayonnaise on the trees...
- Gintoki Sakata: It's okay, it's a mayonnaise monster. That's how it marks its territory.
- Gintoki Sakata: [disrupts a beetle fight] You idiots, fighting is done in the arena with your own two fists! Don't fool around with a living creature's life! I'll kill you, you bastards! Whether they are beetles, earthworms or water striders...
- [steps on the Shogun's beetle]
- Gintoki Sakata: ...every one of them dies. But we're all friends. So please accept part of the responsibility.
- [the Yorozuya go to bed without food, the Shinsengumi cook a barbecue outside their camp]
- Toshiro Hijikata: Oi, where's the mayonnaise?
- Sagaru Yamazaki: Sir, this is just a ploy to derail them, asking for mayonnaise is a bit...
- Toshiro Hijikata: You bastard, how dare you insult mayonnaise? It goes with everything!