The comedy segment is various metaphors to define a trillion, as the US budget is now over one trillion dollars; Johnny quickly realizes how tiresome the bit has turned out to be. Garry Shandling talks a bit about his TV show, and then tells a long story about touring the White House and meeting President Bush. On the day of the event, Bush invited Shandling to perform for a few minutes with him at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and showed Shandling the personal quarters in the White House. Patrick Swayze says he grew up a fan of classic films and actors, but Tarzan was his favorite. He talks about songs he has written. He then talks about his film "Road House". A clip is shown.
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