Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2016)

Tamara Chambers: Tamara, Movie Goddess

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Quotes 

• [Malcolm and Tamara are about to have a day off, since the Critic doesn't want to do a review of "Pluto Nash"] 

  Tamara : Whoo-hoo!

  Malcolm : Day off, baby!

  Tamara : Yes!

  Nostalgia Critic : No, no, guys. They're watching the video

  Malcolm : They are?

  Tamara : But they know it's "Pluto Nash", right?

  Nostalgia Critic : That's what I told them, but they're still watching.

  Tamara : But we were gonna get drunker than... someone who watched "Pluto Nash"!

  Nostalgia Critic : Yeah, I know, but they wanna see a review of it, so get in your costumes!

  Malcolm : [glaring at camera]  Thanks a lot, dickholes.

  Tamara : [glaring at camera]  You can take your love of Eddie Murphy and shove it up your ass!

  Nostalgia Critic : Funny, most Eddie Murphy movies don't stop a drinking bender, they usually start them.

• Nostalgia Critic : Were the movie gods watching from afar, saying...

  [Malcolm and Tamara are seen dressed as gods] 

  Malcolm : [flatly]  Now, hear this: every future city in film are to look exactly the same.

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh, come on, you're barely trying with that performance!

  Tamara : Yeah, because no one gives a shit if we try on this one!

  Nostalgia Critic : That's not true! These poor people are sitting through this review, hoping, nay, praying that something beneficial can finally be connected to "Pluto Nash"!

  Malcolm : I don't even get it. We're... movie gods?

  Tamara : Yeah, did you put any time into this joke?

  Nostalgia Critic : Probably not. It's "Pluto Nash"!

  Malcolm : Well, how come you get away with half-assing it, but we can't?

  Nostalgia Critic : You don't understand. I've sat through this buffet of blandness. I've tasted the nectar of indifference. I've suffered enough!

  Malcolm : But we can't be making things any better! For as it is told, every time the name Pluto Nash is uttered, an accountant drags himself out into the streets and shoots himself.

  Nostalgia Critic : That is complete nonsense!

  [suddenly, a gunshot is heard; he looks toward the front door to see a person lying dead on the ground outside] 

  Nostalgia Critic : And apparently, we live next door to accountants, but nevertheless, you do this with passion!

  Tamara : Fine!

  Malcolm : [flatly]  Now here this, every future city in film should look exactly the same.

  Nostalgia Critic : Hey, I said with passion!

  Tamara : We are! Just with the passion of Kevin Costner.

  Nostalgia Critic : Okay, good enough.

  [suddenly, the video goes to a commercial break, but the bumper music starts up slowly, then dies] 

  Nostalgia Critic : OH, COME ON, EVEN THE MUSIC'S NOT TRYING? CURSE YOU, PLUTO NASH!