- Todd: What the duck is going on?
- Todd's Mom: Todd, would you like Chuckie's dad to be Chuckie and Todd's dad?
- Chuck: [Saluting] It would be the highest honor that a man could get.
- Todd: Can I cuss around you guys? I will say yeah if I can cuss.
- Todd's Mom: Fine, Todd. You can cuss around us if I finally get a chance at real happiness.
- Todd: Fucking butt, shit, dick-licker, wizard shit, fucking shove it up your ass, fucking, fucking shit wizard, fucking dick, cock-sucking, bitch-licker!
- Whitney: I've had so many hit songs that at this point I could write a song about taking a dump and it'd be a number one hit.