A spoiler-free review by Loathsome Things: A Horror Movie Podcast
No. No, it is not. You should be able to tell by the time you see sunflowers at a fake dinner table that this movie is not worth your time.
If you're a fan of writing, cinematography, sound design, acting, blocking, set design, make-up effects or production quality, you're right out of luck.
That said, the prop and costume design for this movie is realistic and believable. Almost as if those teams had a shared budget of one Wal Mart gift card.
There's some adequate creepy, yes. The practical effects are hammy (one in particular may have actually been ham), the actors are trying way too hard, and the tone is all off.
This movie could've been mediocre if it'd been made in the 80s. At 40 years late, this is just 100 minutes of content loaded into a syringe and shoved into your eyeball.
That said, I've never made, worked on, or been in a movie. So what do I know?
-Josh from Loathsome Things: A Horror Movie Podcast.
No. No, it is not. You should be able to tell by the time you see sunflowers at a fake dinner table that this movie is not worth your time.
If you're a fan of writing, cinematography, sound design, acting, blocking, set design, make-up effects or production quality, you're right out of luck.
That said, the prop and costume design for this movie is realistic and believable. Almost as if those teams had a shared budget of one Wal Mart gift card.
There's some adequate creepy, yes. The practical effects are hammy (one in particular may have actually been ham), the actors are trying way too hard, and the tone is all off.
This movie could've been mediocre if it'd been made in the 80s. At 40 years late, this is just 100 minutes of content loaded into a syringe and shoved into your eyeball.
That said, I've never made, worked on, or been in a movie. So what do I know?
-Josh from Loathsome Things: A Horror Movie Podcast.