Lucifer (TV Series)
Trip to Stabby Town (2016)
Rachael Harris: Linda Martin
Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : And so there we were, the detective and I, standing in her kitchen, and... she made me... a sandwich.
[Looks at the doctor]
Lucifer Morningstar : I believe this is the part where you tell me it's much more than just a sandwich. For example... maybe it was a gesture of intimacy. You know, the slices of bread representing, perhaps, the detective's trust?
[Thinks]
Lucifer Morningstar : Or... was it a mistrustful sandwich? I... Doctor, please, what delicious message was she sending me?
Linda Martin : What about Hitler?
Lucifer Morningstar : The sandwich is Hitler?
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Linda Martin : Things were much less complicated when I thought you were just another average delusional patient with a complicated family.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I've never been average, Linda. Mentally, physically... And as you know... sexually.
Linda Martin : Oh, my God. I had sex with the Devil.
Lucifer Morningstar : Many, many times. And you're welcome.
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Linda Martin : What about my Uncle Edwin? Is he down there? I mean, 'cause he was. you know, he was one bad mama jama.
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Linda Martin : The Angel of Death? Is he... uh, is he another one of your brothers?
Lucifer Morningstar : Sister, actually.
Linda Martin : The Angel of Death is a chick?
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, I sort of wish we were back to talking in metaphors.
Linda Martin : That makes two of us.
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Linda Martin : Okay, can we go back to the Angel of Death? Is he... uh, is he another one of your brothers?
Lucifer Morningstar : Sister, actually.
Linda Martin : The Angel of Death is a chick?