- Lincoln Loud: On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool... one town over. Cannonball!
- [Lifeguard blows the whistle]
- Pool Manager #2: Loud family, out!
- Lana Loud: But we were just having fun.
- Pool Manager #2: Drinking pool water is not fun.
- Lana Loud: But it tastes like chicken noodle soup.
- Pool Manager #2: Fine, but did you have to add the celery and carrots?
- Lincoln Loud: On a hot summer day, oh, you know the rest. Cannonball!
- [the lifeguard blows her whistle and swiftly catches Lincoln with her skimmer.]
- Pool Manager #3: Loud family, out!
- Lori Loud: But we were just having fun.
- Lily Loud: Poo-poo.
- Pool Manager #3: Fecal incidents are not fun.
- Lincoln Loud: Ah! On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool.
- [He dashes towards the pool]
- Lincoln Loud: Cannonball!
- [the sound of a whistle halts him to a stop. The camera goes up, showing a concerned face on him]
- Pool Manager #1: Loud family, out!
- [the Loud kids are seen leaving the pool]
- Lynn Loud: But we were just having fun.
- Pool Manager #1: Chicken fights during Senior Swim are not fun.
- Mrs. Jelinkski: I just replaced this hip!