La Femme Musketeer (TV Series)

Episode #1.2 (2004)

Constantine Gregory: Planchet

Quotes 

• [reading a document claiming that King Louis XIV was born out of wedlock] 

  Planchet : Do you know what this means for King Louis?

  Valentine D'Artagnan : The woman who died was trying to protect him.

  Planchet : But who killed her?

  Valentine D'Artagnan : Her name was Lady Bolton. She told the Cardinal's guards that I did it and they tried to arrest me.

  Planchet : But you didn't do it!

  Valentine D'Artagnan : Planchet, that doesn't matter. I don't matter! What matters is this letter. Imagine if Mazarin got ahold of it.

• Mrs. Planchet : Oh, if I told him once, I've told him a thousand times. Planchet, I said, that D'Artagnan he's no friend of yours, oh, but no...

  [Mrs. Planchet angrily chops a head of cabbage with a huge knife] 

  Planchet : Let's go before she gelds us all!