Carol Wayne: Self - Announcer, Tea Time Matinee Lady

Quotes 

• Carol Wayne : I'm not fond of animals.

  Johnny Carson : [noting Doris Day's love of animals]  I don't want to have a scratchout here tonight. Uh... uh - why is that?

  Carol Wayne : I don't want anything to lick me that's not gonna marry me.

• Johnny Carson : I had a cast on for a while. You know what it was made out of?

  Carol Wayne : Silly Putty.

  Johnny Carson : ...That's better than what I got! I... I was gonna say plaster of Pomona, but Silly Putty is, uh - is a lot funnier... Don't do that anymore.

• Carol Wayne : My high school education has not gotten in my way. I'm smart!

• Art Fern : Do you have a sex problem that needs straightening out?

  Tea Time Matinee Lady : I've never had a sex problem I couldn't straighten out.

  Art Fern : I'm hip.