Bodied (2017)

Rory Uphold: Maya

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• Maya : So he shut you down entirely?

  Adam : I don't know if I would say "shut down"...

  Maya : Really? Because it sounds like he heard your idea, took a giant shit all over it, used that shit to fertilize a garden growing organic, certified GMO-free vegetables... which he then ate and shit all over your idea again.

  Adam : OK. I'll say "shut down."

• Maya : You know it's really amazing to meet you. I really respect what you're doing, breaking ground as a woman in such a male dominated pursuit.

  Devine Write : What does me being a woman gotta do with it? I ain't spitting rhymes out of my vagina.

• Maya : I would love a Carrot-Ginger juice, but could you substitute kale for the spinach, beet for the celery, mango for the apple, lime for the lemon, parsley for the ginger, and cucumber for the carrot?

• Maya : Oh, okay, I get it. So the defining characteristic of a "bar" is just how much gross misogyny you can cram into one sentence.

  Adam : Don't worry, it's all an act. I don't think X-Trakt even has kids. It's all for the sake of wordplay.

  Maya : Puns about hating women! Aww!

• Maya : Oh, please, don't give me the sad puppy dog act. I know you think you're the hero of the story, and that I'm just the cliche controlling bitch girlfriend who the audience is supposed to hate. But have you ever stopped to think that I might be a bitch with a POINT?

• Adam : I think I accidentally merged the two calls.

  Maya : Adam? Who is this?

  Hunnid Gramz : Ohh, so you really IS a bitch, Yo, your voice sound sexy, I like a woman who sounds like she 'bout to make my ass pay alimony.

  Maya : Oh my god, PIG. And I am not saying that because you're black. And I'm not even assuming that you are black. Damn it, Adam, why do you always make me sound so RACIST?