Real Time with Bill Maher (TV Series)

Episode #14.30 (2016)

Bill Maher: Self - Host

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• Himself - Host : And finally, new rule: from now until election day, everything else - every issue, every fight, every cause - has to take a back seat to defeating Trump. He's like an infection you don't fool around with.

  [audience applause] 

  Himself - Host : Look... we all have our issues that are important to us, and so just to lead by example, let me say that I will take my own close to the heart pet cause, pot legalization, off the table. And you know me; I have seeds in my urine.

  [laughter] 

  Himself - Host : But if...

  [to a laughing Jeff] 

  Himself - Host : You know that. But if someone... if someone told me that pushing for pot might cost Hillary Ohio, until November 8th, I'm just gonna shut the fuck up about it.

• Himself - Host : New rule: the owners of the soon to open Fellatio Café in Geneva, where, for sixty dollars, patrons can get fellatio and a coffee, have to explain: what's the point of the coffee?

  [laughter] 

  Himself - Host : 'Cause you had me at "fellatio". Trust me, when asked "Would you like fellatio?", no man has ever said "Not until I've had my coffee."