Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)

The Farting Sex Tourist (2017)

Thomas Lennon: Principal Novak

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• Sheila Hammond : Abby's going through a really hard time right now so you're not going to suspend her, because if you do I will make your life miserable. I can sell your home, I can fuck up your Zillow estimate. I can rezone your neighborhood for horses. I have a notary that will do anything for me. I am a realtor and I can destroy you. It'll all depend on what you say next.

  Principal Novak : Tell Abby I'll see her at school tomorrow.

  Sheila Hammond : Okay, then. You have a lovely evening.

• Joel Hammond : Principal Novak, wait!

  Principal Novak : Leave me alone.

  Joel Hammond : Are you Serbian?

  Principal Novak : Leave me alone!

  Joel Hammond : [grabs car door]  I saw the flag in your window. It's Serbian. I saw it in my research.

  Principal Novak : Let go.

  Joel Hammond : Do you speak Serbian?

  Principal Novak : You people are insane.

  Joel Hammond : Do you speak Serbian?

  Principal Novak : No, but my grandmother does. You better let me go, because I live with her and if I'm not home by 8:00... Well, it's not a big deal, because I'm a grown man and I can do whatever I want. Still, I'm leaving.

  Joel Hammond : [engine starts and tires screeching as Novak speeds away]  I need to meet your grandmother!