Quotes
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Eve Teschmacher : What's your name?
Mon-El : Mike. Number 49800...
Kara Danvers : No, no, Mike. You don't need to give her your Social Security number.
Mon-El : So I memorized that fake ID for nothing?
Kara Danvers : [pointedly] You mean your real ID?
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Kara Danvers : What are those alarms for?
Mon-El : No, no. They're not alarms, come here. That's a phone. You pick it up and you say "Hello, this is CatCo, how may I help you?". Oh, you definitely want to give Eve Tessmacher a coffee. She is James' assistant, the big boss. Eve, have you met our new intern?
[immediately smitten, she absent-mindedly drops her pen]
Eve Teschmacher : [taking the coffee he offers] Uh, thank you so much!
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Kara Danvers : Have you seen Mon-El? I mean, Mike?
James Olsen : I asked him to take this down to marketing, like, two hours ago.
Eve Teschmacher : [Kara hears them with her superhuman hearing] Mike, do you have protection?
Mon-El : Oh, you mean like a sword?
Kara Danvers : Ugh, God, get it out of my ears! Ew!
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Kara Danvers : [seeing Eve's arms overflowing with file folders] Are you turning into Ms. Grant? How much work did you give that girl?
James Olsen : I didn't give her anything.
Kara Danvers : Eve. Hey, hey, Eve, let me help you.
Eve Teschmacher : Oh, thanks, Kara.
James Olsen : And those were the yearly quarterly reports that Mike was supposed to do.
Eve Teschmacher : Oh, Mike. He is so nice. He was really struggling with his work and it's his first day. So I was just trying to help him out. He's so nice.
James Olsen : You want to get this or you want me to get it?
Kara Danvers : Oh, I want to.
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Kara Danvers : [catching Eve and Mon-El half-dressed] What are you two doing? I mean, I know what you're doing. Just... just stop doing it!
Eve Teschmacher : Kara, this is, um... not what it looks like.
Kara Danvers : This is the definition of something looking like what it looks like. Just go, Eve.
Mon-El : [Eve leaves] I think I might have more powers on Earth than we realized. Do you think that I can make any woman fall instantly for me?
Kara Danvers : No, you can't.
