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Kara Danvers : [seeing Mon-El dressed for work] It fits! It's perfect.
Mon-El : Yeah?
Kara Danvers : Yes. Now you just need glasses.
Mon-El : [putting on a pair of sunglasses] Oh, no, I, uh... I have got that covered, thank you.
Kara Danvers : [taking them off] No, no, no, no. Like real glasses, like mine. Well, they're not real, but they keep it so no one knows I'm Supergirl.
Mon-El : I'm pretty sure no one's gonna mistake me for Supergirl.
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Eve Teschmacher : What's your name?
Mon-El : Mike. Number 49800...
Kara Danvers : No, no, Mike. You don't need to give her your Social Security number.
Mon-El : So I memorized that fake ID for nothing?
Kara Danvers : [pointedly] You mean your real ID?
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Kara Danvers : When I was younger, I had no idea what I wanted to be here on Earth. And I had a family to help me and guide me, but... ultimately I had to make my own choices. And I was trying to impose those choices on you because when you landed, I was-I was just so excited to have someone to take under my wing. To look after. I never got to do that with my cousin. But you are your own man. And your life here on Earth is going to be very different from mine, and that's fine. That's great.
Mon-El : So, does this mean I don't need to get a job?
Kara Danvers : You still need to get a job.
Mon-El : Right.
Kara Danvers : But just pick something that you like. And I'll be here to help you, however you need me to be. That's what a real mentor does.
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Kara Danvers : So, when I first started working here, I found it helpful to bring coffee to the other assistants to make new friends.
Mon-El : Ah, bribery, got it. We have that on Daxam.
Kara Danvers : No, it's not bribery. It's just niceness.
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Kara Danvers : What are those alarms for?
Mon-El : No, no. They're not alarms, come here. That's a phone. You pick it up and you say "Hello, this is CatCo, how may I help you?". Oh, you definitely want to give Eve Tessmacher a coffee. She is James' assistant, the big boss. Eve, have you met our new intern?
[immediately smitten, she absent-mindedly drops her pen]
Eve Teschmacher : [taking the coffee he offers] Uh, thank you so much!
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Kara Danvers : I want to introduce you to our new intern. Mike.
James Olsen : Right, Mike. Welcome to CatCo.
Mon-El : Uh, you're... you're the big boss?
James Olsen : That I am.
Mon-El : Huh. Kind of expected someone a little more intimidating.
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Mon-El : Why would you take the elevator? It'd be so much quicker to just fly from floor to floor.
Kara Danvers : [shushing him] Mon-El!
Mon-El : Mike.
Kara Danvers : Mike. Mike. Um... I told you a million times, you are never to show your powers to anyone else. That's the whole point of the clothes and the glasses.
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Kara Danvers : This is your desk.
Mon-El : Wait, so you're saying I can't use my powers to go through this giant pile of boring paper?
Kara Danvers : No, of course not.
Mon-El : And you-you're telling me you've never used your powers to do these menial tasks?
Kara Danvers : [scoffing laugh] Never. No. Not once.
Mon-El : You-you know, you get this little, uh...
[indicating the bridge of his nose]
Mon-El : This little crinkle right up there when you lie?
Kara Danvers : I don't have a crinkle.
Mon-El : Yeah, you're crinkling right now.
Kara Danvers : I don't have a crinkle.
Mon-El : You're crinkling at the moment.
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Kara Danvers : It's your first phone call. Think you can handle it?
Mon-El : Yeah.
[leaning over the phone]
Mon-El : Hello, this is CatCo. How may I help you?
[she picks up the ringing receiver and offers it to him]
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Kara Danvers : What are you doing?
Mon-El : Eating these red tubes. They're amazing. Like pure joy in food form.
Kara Danvers : No, Mon-El, there's a time and a place for eating candy.
Mon-El : Yeah, and it's this time and this place.
Kara Danvers : No, this... this is your place of work. So when James gives you a task, you should be the one to complete it. Not Ms. Tessmacher.
Mon-El : She wanted to please me. On Daxam, when a woman wishes to please a man...
Kara Danvers : Wherever you're going with that, just... just don't. We are not on Daxam. Thank Rao.
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Kara Danvers : Have you seen Mon-El? I mean, Mike?
James Olsen : I asked him to take this down to marketing, like, two hours ago.
Eve Teschmacher : [Kara hears them with her superhuman hearing] Mike, do you have protection?
Mon-El : Oh, you mean like a sword?
Kara Danvers : Ugh, God, get it out of my ears! Ew!
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Kara Danvers : What were you thinking?
Mon-El : That I haven't had sex in 35 years.
Kara Danvers : You can't do that here!
Mon-El : Are you sure? 'Cause I've been watching this TV show about doctors, and I'm pretty sure it's okay.
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Kara Danvers : I am trying to help you fit in and you keep messing it up.
Mon-El : Okay, I'm trying very hard to be Mike, okay? But it is not as easy as you make it sound, Kara. I'm used to doing my own thing.
Kara Danvers : Well, you don't do your own thing here. You do my thing.
Mon-El : Um, okay. And if I don't want to do your thing?
Kara Danvers : Then find another mentor.
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Kara Danvers : Surprise visit to CatCo?
Lena Luthor : No, I'm... I'm here to see you, actually.
Kara Danvers : You are?
Lena Luthor : Yeah. L-Corp is hosting a party this weekend. It's a gala fundraiser for the Children's Hospital after that horrific attack on their new building. I was hoping you'd come.
Mon-El : Gala? Is that like a party?
Kara Danvers : No. No, it's not.
Lena Luthor : You are literally my only friend in National City. Most people wouldn't touch a Luthor with a ten-foot pole. It would mean a lot to me if you were there.
Kara Danvers : Of course I'll come. I'm-I'm honored.
Mon-El : I love parties. Can I come, too?
Kara Danvers : No.
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Kara Danvers : [catching Eve and Mon-El half-dressed] What are you two doing? I mean, I know what you're doing. Just... just stop doing it!
Eve Teschmacher : Kara, this is, um... not what it looks like.
Kara Danvers : This is the definition of something looking like what it looks like. Just go, Eve.
Mon-El : [Eve leaves] I think I might have more powers on Earth than we realized. Do you think that I can make any woman fall instantly for me?
Kara Danvers : No, you can't.
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Mon-El : What's your name, beautiful?
[seeing it's Kara]
Mon-El : Oh, it's you. Um, are you gonna yell at me again?
Kara Danvers : [her mouth full of food] I'm not... I'm not gonna yell at you again.
Mon-El : What's wrong with your mouth?
Kara Danvers : [swallowing] I'm not gonna yell at you again.
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Kara Danvers : Where's the suit from?
Mon-El : Oh, you like it?
Kara Danvers : Yeah, it's nice.
Mon-El : Yeah, Eve gave me her little, uh... her plastic rectangle to buy things.
Kara Danvers : You used her credit card?
Mon-El : You're gonna yell at me again.
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Kara Danvers : Good morning.
Mon-El : [waking up] You... am I late for work?
Kara Danvers : Oh, no. You were fired.
Mon-El : Yeah, I'm not sure it was my destiny to be an intern.
Kara Danvers : Yeah, I'm not so sure, either.
Mon-El : So you're not mad at me?
Kara Danvers : I get the feeling I'm always gonna be a little mad at you.
Mon-El : Yeah, I get that feeling, too.
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Kara Danvers : I got you something.
[handing him a pamphlet]
Kara Danvers : It's a guide to National City.
Mon-El : Hmm. Thank you, Kara.
Kara Danvers : Mm-hmm.
Mon-El : [flipping through the pamphlet] Oh... what's a "strip club"?
Kara Danvers : [ripping the page out] You know, let's just take that page out.
