- Butch Cassidy: When do we start, Mr. Socrates?
- Mr. Socrates: The four of you are to leave immediately.
- Wally: There are five of us, Mr. Socrates. Have you forgotten Elvis?
- [opens the door]
- Butch Cassidy: Wally, no! Mr. Socrates is allergic to dogs!
- [Elvis enters, barking]
- Mr. Socrates: There are only two things I ask of you.
- [coughs]
- Mr. Socrates: Get that dog out of here! Ahh-choo!
- [Wally pulls Elvis away]
- Mr. Socrates: And say "Gesundheit"!
- Butch Cassidy: Look, Wally, Latvania.
- Wally: Sensational. Boy, I can hardly wait.
- Butch Cassidy: To be in Latvania?
- Wally: No, to be on the ground. I don't like to fly.
- [a stone is thrown through the window with a note tied to it]
- Butch Cassidy: [reads note] "Search the castle"?
- Stephanie (Steffy): What does it mean?
- Wally: Search me.
- Stephanie (Steffy): You? You're not hiding anything but your talent.
- Wally: Oh, no. I'm not a castle-searcher, I'm a drummer.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Right now, the only thing you're drumming is your fingers.
- Wally: [puts on a medieval helmet] Hey, how do I look?
- Stephanie (Steffy): Out of sight.
- Wally: The helmet?
- Stephanie (Steffy): No, your face.
- Wally: [struggles] Hey, I'm... I'm stuck!
- Stephanie (Steffy): Wally, you've been stuck with that face since the day you were born.
- Butch Cassidy: Boy, this is some secret passageway. How did you ever find it?
- Wally: Oh, I just sorta fell into it.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Leave it to you.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Far out. We come to Latvania looking for the counterfeiters...
- Merilee: And the baron himself invites us right into the castle.
- Butch Cassidy: Let's get back to our rooms.
- Wally: But how are we gonna find out anything if we...
- Butch Cassidy: Wally, we don't know whether the baron is onto us yet. So the only thing to do is play dumb.
- Stephanie (Steffy): For Wally, heh, that's easy.