Butch Cassidy (TV Series)

Double Trouble (1973)

Chip Hand: Butch Cassidy

Quotes 

• Butch Cassidy : [while climbing a mountain]  Only about 100 feet more to go, Merilee.

  Merilee : Yeah, imagine us, the first ones in the world to climb the west slope of this mountain.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Yeah, this'll be a record.

  Wally : Oh, the only record I want to make is a rock number in a recording studio.

• [the Sundance Kids get ready to ride elephants] 

  Butch Cassidy : Come on, Wally. I'll help you mount up.

  Wally : I don't need help. I saw Elephant Boy three times.

• [the Sundance Kids find a note inside an apple left by a servant girl] 

  Butch Cassidy : Of course. She's our contact.

  Merilee : We must reach her.

  Wally : I'll go. She was a pretty cute chick.

  [Wally opens the door, finds a large, muscular guard standing in front of him, and quickly closes the door] 

  Wally : [gulps]  She wasn't that cute.

• Merilee : What is it, Butch?

  Butch Cassidy : The prince. I saw him leave the palace with two men.

  Wally : With the coronation less than eight hours away?

  Butch Cassidy : Exactly. I don't like the feel of it. I must follow the prince. But how?

  Merilee : [points out the window]  There's how.

  Butch Cassidy : [looks through a spyglass]  Looks like a Jeep. A good old Jeep.

  Merilee : Is that ever luck.

  Butch Cassidy : [reads note on Jeep]  "To King Taki from the U.S.A."

  Wally : Technically, it belongs to us until the prince becomes king.

• [the bridge is cut, preventing Butch and Merilee from following the prince's kidnappers] 

  Merilee : Oh, Butch, isn't there a way to get across?

  Butch Cassidy : Not unless you're Evel Knievel.

• Butch Cassidy : Your Highness, you dig the Rolling Tones, don't you?

  Ahsan : Oh, yes. He thinks they are very gravy.

  Butch Cassidy : Uh, that's "groovy."

• Merilee : I hope we can get you back before the coronation.

  Prince Taki : Coronation? Without me? Who's going to be crowned?

  Butch Cassidy : Us if we don't get there in time.

• [while trying to expose the phony prince] 

  Wally : Which Beatle played the drums?

  [the imposter is unable to answer] 

  Wally : Okay, I'll make it a multiple choice question. Was it Paul McCartney or George Harrison?

  Ahsan : This is ridiculous! Take them all away!

  [the crowd argues] 

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Well?

  Fake Prince : Uh... George Harris' son?

  Wally : Wrong! Prince Taki, who was the first electronic guitarist in rock?

  Prince Taki : That's easy. Jimi Hendrix.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Right. Okay, who wrote Woodstock?

  Prince Taki : Joni Mitchell.

  Butch Cassidy : Who wrote Alice's Restaurant?

  Prince Taki : Arlo Guthrie.

  [the crowd cheers] 

• [Elvis gives Butch a towel to help dry off] 

  Butch Cassidy : Thanks, Elvis.

  [reads towel] 

  Butch Cassidy : Uh-oh. "Stolen from Hotel Metropole." Elvis, I'm ashamed of you.