- Butch Cassidy: [while climbing a mountain] Only about 100 feet more to go, Merilee.
- Merilee: Yeah, imagine us, the first ones in the world to climb the west slope of this mountain.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Yeah, this'll be a record.
- Wally: Oh, the only record I want to make is a rock number in a recording studio.
- [the Sundance Kids get ready to ride elephants]
- Butch Cassidy: Come on, Wally. I'll help you mount up.
- Wally: I don't need help. I saw Elephant Boy three times.
- Prince Taki: [about the palace] Can you dig it, my friends?
- Wally: The most. And if things go wrong with the king business, you can always open up a bowling alley.
- [the Sundance Kids find a note inside an apple left by a servant girl]
- Butch Cassidy: Of course. She's our contact.
- Merilee: We must reach her.
- Wally: I'll go. She was a pretty cute chick.
- [Wally opens the door, finds a large, muscular guard standing in front of him, and quickly closes the door]
- Wally: [gulps] She wasn't that cute.
- Merilee: What is it, Butch?
- Butch Cassidy: The prince. I saw him leave the palace with two men.
- Wally: With the coronation less than eight hours away?
- Butch Cassidy: Exactly. I don't like the feel of it. I must follow the prince. But how?
- Merilee: [points out the window] There's how.
- Butch Cassidy: [looks through a spyglass] Looks like a Jeep. A good old Jeep.
- Merilee: Is that ever luck.
- Butch Cassidy: [reads note on Jeep] "To King Taki from the U.S.A."
- Wally: Technically, it belongs to us until the prince becomes king.
- [the bridge is cut, preventing Butch and Merilee from following the prince's kidnappers]
- Merilee: Oh, Butch, isn't there a way to get across?
- Butch Cassidy: Not unless you're Evel Knievel.
- Butch Cassidy: Your Highness, you dig the Rolling Tones, don't you?
- Ahsan: Oh, yes. He thinks they are very gravy.
- Butch Cassidy: Uh, that's "groovy."
- Merilee: I hope we can get you back before the coronation.
- Prince Taki: Coronation? Without me? Who's going to be crowned?
- Butch Cassidy: Us if we don't get there in time.
- Wally: [about Butch and Merilee] Oh, they're never gonna make it in time.
- Stephanie (Steffy): If they don't, this could be our last assignment.
- Wally: See? There's a bright side to everything.
- [while trying to expose the phony prince]
- Wally: Which Beatle played the drums?
- [the imposter is unable to answer]
- Wally: Okay, I'll make it a multiple choice question. Was it Paul McCartney or George Harrison?
- Ahsan: This is ridiculous! Take them all away!
- [the crowd argues]
- Stephanie (Steffy): Well?
- Fake Prince: Uh... George Harris' son?
- Wally: Wrong! Prince Taki, who was the first electronic guitarist in rock?
- Prince Taki: That's easy. Jimi Hendrix.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Right. Okay, who wrote Woodstock?
- Prince Taki: Joni Mitchell.
- Butch Cassidy: Who wrote Alice's Restaurant?
- Prince Taki: Arlo Guthrie.
- [the crowd cheers]
- [Elvis gives Butch a towel to help dry off]
- Butch Cassidy: Thanks, Elvis.
- [reads towel]
- Butch Cassidy: Uh-oh. "Stolen from Hotel Metropole." Elvis, I'm ashamed of you.