Chip Hand: Butch Cassidy

Quotes 

• Merilee : [while scuba diving]  I can't believe we finally got ourselves a vacation.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Yeah. Even Mr. Socrates can't reach us down here.

  Butch Cassidy : And just to be sure he doesn't buzz us, I left my radio ring topside.

  Wally : Uh-oh. We got a visitor.

  [a man swims down to the Sundance Kids and holds up a card] 

  Wally : [reads card]  "Bzzzzz"?

  [the man turns the card around] 

  Butch Cassidy : [reads other side of card]  "Call Mr. Socrates." Ah, I guess there's no hiding place, even down here.

• Wally : Hi, Dotty. Is Mr. Socrates in?

  Dotty : [giggles]  Oh, Wally, what a put-on you are! Oh, is Mr. Socrates in? Ha ha ha! Did you hear that, kids?

  Butch Cassidy , Stephanie (Steffy) , Merilee : [unamused]  We heard.

• Butch Cassidy : Merilee, how about breaking open Mr. Socrates' envelope now?

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Yeah, I'd like to find out what's in that secret paper we're supposed to pick up on the train.

  Wally : Personally, I could live without that information, but I don't know about vice versa.

• Butch Cassidy : Kids, this is one of the most important and dangerous missions we've ever undertaken.

  Wally : Please! Don't ever mention "danger" and "undertaking" in the same breath!

• Butch Cassidy : Socrates sounded strange, didn't he?

  Wally : Could be he has a cold.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : How can a computer get a cold?

  Wally : Well, he sneezes when Elvis is around.

• Wally : [looks at the menu]  Now, let's see what they have for appetizers. Hmm. "Pi r-squared over 3 to the x power. 50 Francs." That's darn cheap, but what is it?

  [Butch kicks Wally's leg] 

  Wally : Ouch! Hey, what's the big idea?

  [continues reading] 

  Wally : Let's see. "mc2 over the log of five." Mmm-mmm. "150 francs."

  [Merilee and Butch kicks Wally's legs] 

  Wally : Yeow! What are you guys trying to do? Disconnect my shinbone from my... Oh... Oh, boy! You mean... th-this isn't... uh, th-this isn't...

  Butch Cassidy , Merilee : No!

  Wally : You mean, this is... this is...

  Butch Cassidy : Yes! And let's get out of here with it!

• Butch Cassidy : Sundance to Socrates. Come in, Socrates.

  Mr. Socrates : Socrates receiving. Come in, Butch.

  Butch Cassidy : Can you verify orders to turn over the geothermal formula?

  [the spy at headquarters presses a button] 

  Mr. Socrates : Affirmative. Those are my orders.

  Butch Cassidy : But we're only a few miles from Paris.

  [the spy presses the button again] 

  Mr. Socrates : Nevertheless, those are my orders.

  Butch Cassidy : Very well, sir.

  [pets Elvis] 

  Butch Cassidy : And, uh, Elvis sends his regards.

  Mr. Socrates : Thank you and, please, extend mine to him.

  Wally : That's weird.

  Merilee : It sure is.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : What do you mean?

  Butch Cassidy : Mr. Socrates. He didn't sneeze.

  Wally : Exactly!

  Butch Cassidy : I knew something was wrong from the beginning.

  Wally : You're right. Somebody's been fooling around with Mr. Socrates!

• [a police officer arrests both Butch and the enemy agent for climbing the Eiffel Tower] 

  Butch Cassidy : What can I say except "Merci, monsieur." I don't know when I've enjoyed being arrested more.