Butch Cassidy (TV Series)
Orient Express (1973)
John Stephenson: Mr. Socrates
Quotes
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[Dotty enters with Elvis]
Mr. Socrates : That dog... Ah... Ah-choo... is in here... Ah... Ah-choo... again!
Dotty : Uh, I-I-I'm terribly sorry, but it's my lunch hour and I didn't know if it was all right to...
Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah... Ah-choo! Out! Out! Get him out before he clogs my memory bank!
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Butch Cassidy : Sundance to Socrates. Come in, Socrates.
Mr. Socrates : Socrates receiving. Come in, Butch.
Butch Cassidy : Can you verify orders to turn over the geothermal formula?
[the spy at headquarters presses a button]
Mr. Socrates : Affirmative. Those are my orders.
Butch Cassidy : But we're only a few miles from Paris.
[the spy presses the button again]
Mr. Socrates : Nevertheless, those are my orders.
Butch Cassidy : Very well, sir.
[pets Elvis]
Butch Cassidy : And, uh, Elvis sends his regards.
Mr. Socrates : Thank you and, please, extend mine to him.
Wally : That's weird.
Merilee : It sure is.
Stephanie (Steffy) : What do you mean?
Butch Cassidy : Mr. Socrates. He didn't sneeze.
Wally : Exactly!
Butch Cassidy : I knew something was wrong from the beginning.
Wally : You're right. Somebody's been fooling around with Mr. Socrates!