- Jess Day: Man, I thought I had this city licked, but in the end it was me who got licked.
- Jake Peralta: Wait, did that actually happen? Because there have been some reported lickings recently and if you got a good look at the guy...
- Jess Day: I was obviously speaking metaphorically.
- Jake Peralta: Right. Me too. Our city is wonderful. It's a great place to walk around.
- Gina Linetti: [handing out car accident forms to Jess] Proof of ownership, liability release, waiver of responsibility, smog check, nonoperation of a boat, waiver of somethin', liability release, yah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, and dah.
- Jess Day: This is an application to join the NYPD softball team.
- Gina Linetti: You think I like sitting here handing you form after form?
- Jess Day: Kind of.
- Gina Linetti: You're right; I do.