- Campaign Manager: What others promise, he'll deliver. Integrity, truthfulness, candor, a president who will reach out a hand to forge a new partnership with the people.
- [Lobo bursts out of the wall]
- Lobo: This is CRAP!
- [Lobo rips out the insides of the campaign manager]
- Lobo: Not enough executive experience, my opponent says. A vote for Lobo and FRAG THIS! This is CRAP!
- [Lobo rips out his outfit]
- Lobo: Let's cut the bullshit in this fucking place. You jackasses and assholes don't give a shit about issues! Stop it, you fucking bastitch! Kiss my hairy, infested ass! All you jack-offs want is a guy who looks fucking good on TV! FUCK this! The end you've been waiting for.
- [Lobo moons at the camera]