- Roger Ebert: [reviewing "Assassins"] Is it possible to smash a cab against a bus with a guy hanging out the window and not kill him or even hurt him? I don't THINK so, but they do it in this movie.
- [moments later...]
- Roger Ebert: Okay, now here's another question: Is it possible to survive a third floor gas explosion by holding up a table as a shield? I don't THINK so, but they do it in this movie.