The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Leonard Nimoy/Bill Maher/B.J. Sniff (1991)
B.J. Sniff: Self
Quotes
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Johnny Carson : [on his guest's feather collection] You didn't take 'em - you didn't take them out of birds, did you?
B.J. Sniff : Only one.
Johnny Carson : What?
B.J. Sniff : Only one.
Johnny Carson : ...Now we're gettin' somewhere.
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Johnny Carson : [on his 7-year-old guest collecting feathers in the forest] You could have got in trouble, or somethin'?
B.J. Sniff : Probably my parents would get thrown in jail, or they would get a fine.
Johnny Carson : For you pickin' up feathers, your parents could have... could be - could have gone to jail? We - we're livin' in a strange... you can go to Kmart, get an Uzi over the counter. But they're gonna put him in the slammer for takin'...