Black Friday (II) (2017)

Ben Johnson: Jesse

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Quotes 

• Jesse : We need to find someone who knows what's going on.

• Mike : [to Steve]  You ever heard of the one legged man in the butt kicking contest? Yeah he did better than you. Look kid, I don't know what you think, but we're here to help.

  Steve Spencer : Understood. What do we do?

  Mike : [Confidently]  We Fight!

  [laughter breaks out among everyone except Mike] 

  Mike : [Looking Around]  What?

  Jesse : You sound very threatening when you're trying to be serious. 'Oh I'm Unit 410. My host use to sit on her fat ass all day and now we're going to lead an army of rag tag punks.'

• [Mike and Jesse Get Kidnapped by Aliens] 

  Mike : You know. Just curious... What was the second part of your plan?

  Jesse : I figured he'd be unconscious and then... maybe... pancakes?

  Mike : Wow. Sometimes I wonder why I'm your friend.

  Jesse : Because I'm the only one crazy enough to put up with you. And because you love me.

  Mike : Yeah, the 'crazy' part sounds right.