- Agent Coop: [pushing papers forward] Can you explain this to me, please?
- Agent Simons: [squinting] The fact that the largest law enforcement agency in the country is still using a dot matrix printer?
- Agent Coop: You are way over budget again!
- Richard Evans: This totally would have been my life with Alice.
- Jules Langmore: Then consider yourself lucky Alice wasn't real.
- Title Card: When you come to a fork in the road... Take it. -Yogi Berra
- Maddie: No one needs to know every single thing that goes on in your head.
- Patrick: Well, then how do you get to know someone? I mean really know 'em if we're always pretending?
- Maddie: Well, maybe you just accept that you can't. And maybe it's even romantic to shape ourselves for the people we love and vice versa.
- Patrick: Yeah, I'm not sure I'm buying that.
- Maddie: Me neither, but it sounds good.