Robert De Niro: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• Self - Guest : [reading a Mean Tweet]  Robert De Niro looks like a wrinkled potato.

  Self - Guest : [to the camera]  Fuck you. What kind of infantile humor is this?

• Self - Guest : [reading a Mean Tweet]  Robert De Niro is too old to be making gangsta movies still. Dude needs to start playing grandfather roles or something.

  Self - Guest : [to the camera]  Yeah, I am playing grandfather roles. And pretty soon I'll be playing great-grandfather roles. So fuck you!

• Self - Guest : [reading a Mean Tweet]  Robert De Niro is not a Good Fella. He is a POS.

  Self - Guest : [to the camera]  Piece Of Shit. You know what you can do? You can suck my cock! You fucking scumbag! Happy?

• Self - Guest : [reading a Mean Tweet]  Welcome to my class on imitating Robert De Niro. The first step is to always contort your face like you heard your Grandma fart. Good

  Self - Guest : [to the camera]  Good what? Is this all you have to do in your life? To write this, whoever wrote this?

• Self - Guest : [reading a Mean Tweet]  There are now two things visible from space: The Great Wall of China and Robert De Niro's mole.

  Self - Guest : [to the camera]  Ha ha ha. Who does this? Who are you, some fucking little 15 year old? You nothing better to do in your life?

• Self - Guest : [reading a Mean Tweet]  Robert De Niro, eat shit and die you worthless piece of shit.

  Self - Guest : [to the camera]  YOU eat shit and die YOU fucking worthless piece of shit! Because you probably ARE a worthless piece of shit. And you feel that way about you, yourself. So fuck you!

• Self - Guest : [reading a Mean Tweet]  My nana's broken her nose and now she looks like Robert De Niro. Such a shame.

  Self - Guest : [to the camera]  Fuck you.