Family Guy (TV Series)
Gronkowsbees (2017)
Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : All right, time to take flight, Drone of Arcadia.
Glenn Quagmire : Oh, Amber Tamblyn.
Cleveland Brown : I love that show.
Joe Swanson : Now married to David Cross.
[the drone takes off]
Joe Swanson : Can I have a turn? I want a turn.
Peter Griffin : No. Hey, does Cleveland have a bald spot?
Cleveland Brown : [covering his head] No.
Peter Griffin : Hey, what's this do?
[pressing a button, the drone flies up into the path of an oncoming airplane, then with its camera, looks around the neighborhood]
Joe Swanson : Check it out, here comes a hawk.
Peter Griffin : [catching the drone in its talons, the bird drops it on a nearby rooftop] Uh-oh.
[the bird begins to hump it]
Peter Griffin : What's happening?
[watching the bird's shadow]
Peter Griffin : AHHH, no! I don't think this is consensual!
Joe Swanson : Look at that pervert squirrel just watching.
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Joe Swanson : [watching a Patriots game] Yeah, Brady!
Cleveland Brown : He's awesome.
Peter Griffin : I can't believe Gisele gets to sleep with him. I wish I was a supermodel.
Joe Swanson : Hey, it's a commercial. Jerome, switch over to the "RedZone".
Glenn Quagmire : Screw that, I say we put on the "BoneZone".
Cleveland Brown : What's that?
Glenn Quagmire : Oh, it's awesome. They show every sex scene on TV without all the boring dialogue and plot.
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Rob Gronkowski : Workout room, kegerator cellar, another workout room, and over here's a room that's just got a lit candle on a bale of hay.
Peter Griffin : I-Is that just 'cause of the danger?
Rob Gronkowski : That's exactly why.
Peter Griffin : My dumb wife won't let me have a room like that. Do you have a wife?
[Gronk laughs, and he joins in nervously]
Peter Griffin : What's going on?
Rob Gronkowski : Let's go check out the hot tub.
[riding down a zip line out the window]
Rob Gronkowski : Check it out, my hot tub is filled with coffee. Grab a donut, go to town! Sponsored by Dunkin' Donuts. And the pool is filled with my favorite food: soup with little shapes in it. Sponsored by Campbell's Soup.
Joe Swanson : Oh, alphabet soup is my favorite, too.
Rob Gronkowski : What's a albaphet?
Joe Swanson : Nothing. What you said is not anything.
Rob Gronkowski : And check out the shower! Ultra Sunrise Monster Energy Drink. Sponsored by Monster Energy Drink.
Cleveland Brown : Why do you keep saying what things are sponsored by?
Rob Gronkowski : My manager said if I don't, I won't go to heaven. Sponsored by SMS Audio Sweatproof Sport Headphones.
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Peter Griffin : [bringing housewarming gifts for Gronk] So, what'd you get him, Cleveland?
Cleveland Brown : Oreo middles.
Rob Gronkowski : [answering the door] Whoa, four standing dogs?
Glenn Quagmire : No, we're people, sir.
Peter Griffin : Um, Mr. Gronk? I'm Peter Griffin. I live in the house behind yours. We wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood.
Rob Gronkowski : Awesome!
[taking Peter's gift of scraped-off Dorito powder, he throws it on the ground]
Glenn Quagmire : Ha-ha, he spiked it!
Peter Griffin : I was hoping he would do that.
Cleveland Brown : My eyes!
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Glenn Quagmire : You sure this is gonna work, Peter?
Peter Griffin : Absolutely. Gronk went to the University of Arizona, and everyone who went to the University of Arizona believes leprechauns are real. And since Cleveland already owns a green suit and a top hat...
Cleveland Brown : This is my Easter clothes.
[he rings the doorbell]
Rob Gronkowski : [answering the door] Whoa, a leprechaun!
Peter Griffin : Say the thing.
Cleveland Brown : [with an Irish brogue] Top o' the morning to you, Mr. Gronkowski. Have you any interest in a pot of gold? All you have to do is move to Tallahassee!
Rob Gronkowski : Wait a minute, this is just a disguise!
Cleveland Brown : [getting his mustache pulled off] Ahh, son of a bitch!