Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Old vs New: Evil Dead (2017)
Tamara Chambers: Hyper Fangirl
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Quotes
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[opening lines]
Nostalgia Critic : [tied to a chair; addressing Hyper Fangirl and Devil Boner] As flattered as I am that you would use me as a couples' therapist, it is my nonprofessional opinion that you should seek an actual professional.
Hyper Fangirl : But you're the only one crazy enough to understand us.
Devil Boner : Yeah, and to be fair, we do usually get along better when we take you against your will.
Nostalgia Critic : Well, I've been kidnapped so many times, at this point, there's probably a plumber constantly being told that I'm in another castle.
Devil Boner : What can I say? We're bound tighter when you're bound tighter.
Hyper Fangirl : And I can practice my arts and crafts on your manacles.
Nostalgia Critic : [his arms are manacled together; the cuffs are a girly pink] Yeah, they're lovely, thanks.