- Linda Martin: Okay, so, how do you angels work? I know Amenadiel can slow time, and your other brother Uriel could predict patterns. So why is your gift desire?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, that's a good question, actually, I suppose. When I first went to angel school, they sorted us into different houses for different powers.
- Linda Martin: There's a school for angels?
- Lucifer Morningstar: No.
- [laughs]
- Lucifer Morningstar: There's no Hogwarts in the sky.
- Mazikeen: Did you know that Linda and Amenadiel are a thing?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Linda and Amenadiel are doing what now? How'd you know?
- Mazikeen: Well, I saw them in her office. "Talking." They were clearly about to bone.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Right, you do realize that talking in her office is *literally* Linda's job?
- Linda Martin: Maze! You're Back!
- Mazikeen: Yeah. Oh.
- [They hug]
- Mazikeen: I missed you too, girl.
- Amenadiel: Where was your bounty this time, Mazikeen ?
- Mazikeen: Uh, Cleveland. Now I'm banned from Ohio.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I realized granting favors defines me. I mean, you wouldn't ask Superman not to fly? A Kardashian not to selfie?
- Chloe Decker: Is it true you're the head of the Ferrante mob family?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, come on. Answer her.
- Charlotte: [Defense lawyer instincts kick in] You do not need to answer that.
- Frankie Ferrante: I don't?
- Charlotte: [Backtracks] ... But it would be helpful if you did.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Right. Enough of this "bad cop, worse cop."
- Lucifer Morningstar: So what if Amenadiel is playing doctor with the doctor? So our old flames are having a fling. I don't care. Why should you?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Did Joey steal from you, so you made a brutal example of him? Well, guess what? I love making brutal examples of people.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Desire is the ultimate expression of free will. I help people do whatever... or whomever... they want.
- Lucifer Morningstar: His desire was to become the new Godfather, a Scarface for millennials.
- Chloe Decker: You introduced him to the mob?
- Lucifer Morningstar: ...I may have gotten him an internship.
- Lucifer Morningstar: It's a pleasure to finally meet you.
- Sinnerman: Likewise.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Always gratifying to find out that one's nemesis is altogether lacking in style.
- Frankie Ferrante: If there's anything I can do to help with Joey's killer, you let me know, 'cause I would love to bring him in.
- Charlotte: [Whispers] That means he would kill him.
- Chloe Decker: Oh, thank you, Charlotte.
- Mazikeen: I asked you to talk. And you blow me off and hide in a freezer? I thought we were past all of this.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, sure, yeah, thought I'd just hang around in here like a frozen side of beef just to avoid you. Hello! I was a prisoner!
- Lucifer Morningstar: Know this... when I find out what someone truly desires, I find out their greatest weakness. And that's not a parlor trick, Sinnerman. It's power.
- Chloe Decker: [about the Sinnerman] You saw him? What does he look like?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Black fellow, early 40s, though he dresses like an old man. Would you believe he wore a sweater vest? His greatest crime yet.
- Sinnerman: Want to do your little desire shtick? Let me save us both some time. I like redheads, strawberries, and long walks on the beach.